(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
Time to talk about the rankings outside the rankings.
I wasn't even in the rankings for celebrities with
nice smiling eyes.
I'm the man you laugh at. I'm Yang Seonil.
People,
what do you say after meeting
your significant other's parents?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said after meeting
your significant other's parents! 3rd!
Your dad is handsome.
2nd.
Your mom is beautiful.
1st!
So what's wrong with you?
If you've ever taken a nerve-relaxer
before meeting your significant other's parents,
you should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said after meeting the parents.
56th!
Honey, good job.
What did you think of my dad?
I got a feeling from him.
He wears a wig, doesn't he?
126th.
- Honey, good job. / - No worries.
Your dad is a great cook.
That was my mom.
297th!
Honey, good job.
Your dad made me drink so much.
I feel like dying.
Hey, all my exes got through it.
463rd.
Honey, good job.
You can work with my dad after we get married.
I can't become a thief.
581st!
Honey, good job.
Honey, you heard them, right?
We're siblings!
Right! Isn't that amazing?
What's going on?
This is amazing!
We have more rankings outside the rankings.
People,
what does your boss say when you
hand in your letter of resignation?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said by your boss when
you quit your job. 3rd!
Lucky...
2nd.
Will you still come to my son's birthday party?
1st!
Alright then.
Those that started their resignation letter
in Chinese character and then switched to Korean
should relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
What your boss says when you quit your job.
65th!
Boss.
I want to quit.
I'm sorry for all the nagging.
I told you to reuse paper!
262nd!
Boss, I want to quit this job.
Now who will I take my smoke breaks with?
342nd!
Boss, I want to quit this job.
Then you're no longer an employee here.
I love you.
496th.
Boss...
I want to quit this job.
Tell me after you sober up.
Where are we going for drinks next?
Every time you drink...
578th!
Boss, I can't work at this stinking company anymore.
I quit.
She's leaving!
She's finally leaving!
This has been rankings outside the rankings.
Thank you.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 1)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll start with a simple trick.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun...
I'll be turning him into a dog.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Stand over here.
Get ready.
I'm going to transform you. Abra...
I'm going to transform you. Abracadabra.
Jeonggeun.
Good boy, Jeonggeun.
Your fur looks so glossy.
Now I'll turn him back into Magician Jeonggeun.
Abra...
Cadabra.
Amazing, isn't it?
Now I'll do this trick...
With an audience member.
You, sir.
Please stand up.
Abracadabra.
What was that?
Abra...
Cadabra.
I don't feel anything.
Abra...
Cadabra!
Shake.
- Applause! / - Applause!
(Group Assignment)
Time for us to work together on this group...
They're not all here yet.
Hello, Yunseung.
Hey, freshman.
Sora.
You should greet your senior...
Hello.
How about smiling?
Hello!
That's enough.
That's enough! Stop.
That made me feel worse.
Freshman.
Yes, Yunseung.
These are our files.
I want you to make 5 copies.
Alright, I'll buy 5 pounds of pork.
When did I say to buy 5 pounds of pork?
I told you to make 5 copies!
- Oh, copies... / - Yeah.
Sure.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
I don't know who I should be getting revenge on...
Why would you get revenge?
Why would I ask you to avenge me?
Make copies! Copy! Copy!
Copy.
- Copy. / - Copy, copy, copy...
Geez, what's with that guy?
- He never understands. / - My swing was on today.
I should've played more.
- Hey. / - Hello, Yunseung.
We have a group assignment. Where were you?
My ears hurt so I went to an ENT doctor.
- You went to an ENT doctor? / - Yes.
What's this?
An ear pick.
They said not to use cotton swabs.
You just did a golf swing.
That was a hearing test.
Right side.
Left side.
Like that.
What's that in your hand?
Ear wax!
It came out of my ear!
Your ear wax is that big?
That's why it hurt!
- You... / - Stop shaking me! It hurts!
Sit down. You're in trouble.
Hey.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
I got fired so I need a new part-time job.
You have to work?
Hey!
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
Just because he's not saying anything now!
Do you know how scary he is?
Yunseung.
I really taught her a lesson.
I think I felt it the most.
- Where? / - Here.
How sad.
How is that sad?
Are you guys going to be like this?
Nobody did anything.
Yunseung, I made a presentation.
- You made one? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation on Korean fairy tales.
- Hey. / - Group 6...
- Yes? / - The title is too low.
- Oh... / - Put it up higher.
Alright.
Hey!
Why would Bonobono lift that up?
The words... Put the words back down.
Alright.
Where did they go?
- What? / - All I see is Bonobono!
No more Bonobono.
Alright.
First, we'll talk about Korean fairy tales.
Some of the most famous Korean fairy tales
are "Old Man Bono Face..."
- "Bono and the Club..." / - Hey!
- And "The Tortoise, Hare and Bonobono." / - Hey!
- Hey! / -Yes?
There aren't any fairy tales like that!
But this is what I was taught.
There's no "Old Man Bono Face!"
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
- Geez... / - Next is "Gyeonu and Jiknyeo."
- "Gyeonu and Jiknyeo..." / - Not again!
- Walked on the milky way... / - Not again!
Not again!
What's with that bridge?
This is the famous Bo Bridge.
Bo Bridge...
You mean the milky way bridge!
- Oh... / - No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Next is "The Sun and Moon."
The frightened siblings didn't know if...
- It was their grandma... / - Hold it.
You made the tiger Bonobono, didn't you?
No.
Let me see the hand.
Alright.
Oh, it's not Bonobono.
See?
Blue! Blue!
Blue! Hey!
I want to see that tiger.
Bono-roar.
There's no Bono-roar!
Get rid of Bonobono please!
Yunseung, Yunseung.
That's why I looked into
what fairy tales that kids actually like.
- You actually went there? / - Yes.
You worked hard.
Take a look at the screen.
Hi, kids.
What is your favorite fairy tale?
Our favorite fairy tale is
Bonobono.
Hey!
How did you get them to...
How? Hey!
- You made them say that! / - I didn't.
You made them say that!
It wasn't me.
- It was you. / - Here you go.
Thank you.
- Here you go. / - You did make them!
Don't do any presentations!
- I heard you! / - Yunseung.
I brought the viper you wanted.
This one is really poisonous.
A viper...
Copy!
I said to make copies!
I hate group assignments!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
What's taking them so long? I'm all alone!
Geez...
Dad!
Hello, sir.
Dad.
We're here.
Hey!
You brats...
You should come home on time for dinner!
And why is it just you two today?
Where's Bongseon?
Bongseon is working part-time
at an amusement park parade.
- Yeah? / - Yes.
What does she do there?
She's a dance major so she'll probably
be the lake in "Swan Lake."
Bongseon is so talented.
That's why she has that part-time job.
Geez!
What are you boys doing?
Geez... You boys are useless.
Geez!
Is someone home?
Geez...
Grandpa!
Hello!
Yes, yes.
Oh... Goodness...
What brings you here without even
calling first, dad?
Boy!
Do I need permission to come to my son's house?
- No, it's not like that... / - Geez!
- Have a seat. / - Alright.
I'm glad you're here.
So...
Goodness.
Who's this?
Oh, right.
I go to school with Daehui.
What?
You go to school with Daehui?
Are you from Seoul?
Yes.
What is it?
What's wrong, dad?
Boy! Seoul guys will
cut your nose off while you blink.
Go home!
- Okay... / - Get out of here!
- Okay. / - Go home!
Good-bye.
Geez...
That was a close call.
Oh, right.
- You sure grew, Daehui. / - Yes.
Daehui, this year...
What grade are you in middle school?
I'm a senior in college.
- A senior in college? / - Yes.
Then how old are you this year?
I turned 25 this year.
Get on all fours. Where's the beating stick?
Why are you being like this, dad?
Boy!
You call yourself a father?
The boy is 25 years old
and he still isn't married!
Why would he get married at 25?
And another thing.
We need money to have a wedding
but we're broke.
What?
A wedding?
Spending money on a wedding is the problem!
Back in my day,
we bowed in front of a big pot of water in the yard
and that was the wedding!
Just get marry him off like that.
Why would you spend money
and rent out a wedding hall?
What?
A grand ballroom?
A ballroom? Get out of here with that!
Forget all that!
I'll find a girl to set you up with.
Marry her right away!
Grandpa...
I'm seeing someone right now.
Oh, yeah?
What are you doing? Tell her to come here!
She's working part-time today so she can't make it.
Down on all fours.
No, no. Hurry and call her!
Invite her here!
Hello?
Is this the amusement park?
Can you put me on with Shin Bongseon?
She's a part-timer at the parade.
It's urgent!
Hello?
Bongseon?
You need to come over to my house right now.
What? Right now?
I can't.
I have to be in the parade now.
My grandpa is over and he's going nuts!
Get over here! Bye!
She'll be right over.
Alright.
Once she gets here, set a date and marry her.
But...
We haven't been dating that long.
What?
Dating?
Getting married after dating is the problem!
Back in my day,
the day we met is the day we got married!
If your dad says,
"Boy!
I want you to marry Mr. Kim's daughter."
Then you say, "Yes, sir."
And go to live with Mr. Kim.
And if you got the wrong address
and went to Mr. Choi's house instead,
you end up marrying Mr. Choi's daughter.
Geez...
You can just get married.
Why would you even bother dating?
What?
This is our first day as a couple?
Why would you count the days? How arrogant!
If you want to marry after dating...
Who's going to raise the cow?
Geez...
Daehui!
Hello.
I'm Daehui's girlfriend.
My name is Shin Bongseon.
What is this?
His girlfriend.
Hey.
- Yes? / - Take that hat off in front of my grandpa!
You look better with it on.
I told you that I couldn't make it today!
Look at me!
You don't look that different.
What are you babbling about?
So...
Hey, Bongseon.
It's Daehui's grandpa.
You should bow to him.
- Yes. / - Dad, let her bow to you.
What's going on?
Go ahead.
Sir...
It's nice to meet you.
Please let me bow to you.
Get on all fours.
No!
- Oh, no... / - Get on all fours.
Dad! Dad!
Sir, take a look at me
and just let it slide.
What did you let into this house?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 2)
They're back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before our amazing trick,
we'll start off with a simple one.
Do you see this ping pong ball?
I'll put this ping pong ball...
In Magician Lee Seongdong's pocket.
Abracadabra.
Then in his right pocket...
It turned into a flower.
This flower
will go in Magician Bae Jeonggeun's pocket.
Abracadabra.
It became a handkerchief.
Amazing, right?
This handkerchief...
You, sir.
Sir...
I'll put this in your pocket.
Abracadabra.
It turns into a wallet.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now we'll show you our real trick.
This time,
I'll make Magician Lee Seongdong's body disappear.
Do not try this at home, people.
Magician Lee Seongdong...
I'll make him disappear.
Close it please.
Take the sheet off.
First, I'll make his leg disappear...
There.
Abracadabra.
It's gone, right?
Next...
I'll make his face disappear...
Abracadabra.
It's gone, right?
Next...
Since his face disappeared...
I'll put it back here.
Abracadabra.
Amazing, right?
Applause!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
Raise your hand!
The one in the lavender sweatshirt.
Please step up.
Hi, my name is Yeongi.
My surname is Bal.
I'm Bal Yeongi.
But I'm actually a top movie star.
The movie screening is over
and I'm ready for my interview.
Oh, here comes my manager.
Yeongi.
Here's your water.
Yeongi, I know that stalker has been bugging you.
But don't worry.
I'll protect you.
Just trust me!
Hey, it's Bal Yeongi.
I'm a fan of hers.
- Can we get a photo? / - You can't do this here.
Let us get a photo.
What's your deal?
You punks... Here I go!
What the...
We're big fans, Yeongi.
Take a photo with us.
- Take a photo with us. / - Come on.
This won't do.
I'll kick these stalkers.
I'll kick them.
What's with the overacting?
Just let me get a photo.
That's it. This time I'll take my shoe off
and hold it to the stalker's face.
I'll take my shoe off...
And hold it to the stalker's face.
Yeongi, are you okay?
This way...
Yeongi...
I've fallen for your stinky feet.
Will you be my deodorant?
Yeongi.
Put your shoe back on.
Hold on.
Put it on right...
Hello.
I'll be doing the interview. I'm Reporter Seo Taehun.
We have to start the shoot, so if you don't mind...
Oh, of course.
Yeongi, I'll bring some coins to put in your shoe.
Long time no see.
Yeongi, you're a star now.
You look happy.
Ever since you dumped me...
I've never smiled.
We're starting the shoot.
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm so happy!
This is quite the hot movie.
We have the two leads of
"Love and War: The Movie."
I heard you two prepared something
to make this movie a huge hit.
Yes, we prepared a lot
but we'll just show you one thing.
The shaky leg dance.
- The shaky leg dance? / - Yes.
The shaky leg dance.
You can do this.
We practiced a lot.
Let's show them!
Start.
♪ A monkey climbs up a tree ♪
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Yeongi.
Don't do things like this.
Just stay being pretty...
And only think about your happiness...
With me forever.
Excuse me, you were interviewing us!
Let's continue the interview!
Not only am I with Bal Yeongi,
I'm with a star you all love.
Korea's star of affairs.
We're with Kim Seongwon.
Seongwon, you're known for your movies like
"Kung Fu G-string"
and "Finding Your Aunt."
Can we look forward to this movie?
Of course. After all...
I'm the icon of affairs,
Kim Seongwon.
In this movie, there's a scene
where Yeongi slaps me with kimchi.
That's why we prepared some.
We prepared some kimchi.
- Why would you? / - It's the highlight of the movie.
- See it in the theater... / - Just show us here.
I heard you got it done in one take for the movie.
That's right.
Just get it done in one take.
Hey.
I don't love you.
I dated you because I thought you were rich.
But you're broke.
Disappear from my sight.
Now!
My eyes!
My eyes...
I can't see!
Yeongi...
All I see is you.
I love you.
Hold on!
What is this?
What do you think you're doing?
Listen up.
- Yeongi is my girl. / - She's mine!
Yeongi! Yeongi!
Angelina Jolie the Hollywood actress is coming!
Angelina Jolie?
I love you, "Entertainment Weekly."
Angelina...
Why are you here in Korea?
Pyeong...
Pyeong?
- Pyeongchang! / - Pyeongchang!
No, a rubber mallet.
Is it time for me to choose now?
Let me pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
Next is 2nd.
You're so strong!
(YOLO Inn)
How nice.
Today is the 30,000th day I met Okbun.
I'll throw her a surprise event.
I'll hide here.
I'll stay hidden.
Dear.
Dear, what are you...
I told that old fart to fold the laundry.
Look at this...
- Okbun! / - You scared me!
- You scared me! You scared me! / - The flowers.
You scared me!
It's me. It's me.
- It's me. / - It was you, dear?
I didn't know, I'm sorry.
Do you think this can air?
Did I hit you too hard?
You cussed too much.
Oh...
It just came out.
I think I'll live a long life thanks to you.
I'm sorry, dear.
- Gosh... / - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Deullae and Dallae, what brings you two here?
Grandpa, let's play the face game.
The face game?
Everyone else will make ugly faces
so it makes one person look good.
- Sounds like fun! / - That does sound like fun.
Then make me look good.
- Alright. / - 1, 2, 3.
Grandma, why didn't you make an ugly face?
I tried my best to look ugly.
Look.
Try doing this.
- Or do this. / - Push your nose up.
I can't really do this.
See? I told you she got plastic surgery!
She got her entire face fixed!
What are you saying?
I don't need work anywhere on my face!
How strange.
- I have an old photo of you. / - Are you insane?
You're out of your mind!
- You must be insane! / - Okbun, stop it.
I'm sorry.
Why did you get so violent?
I have to get married...
Don't get scared.
I'm scared.
So why are you two here?
Grandpa, buy a water purifier.
- A water purifier? / - A water purifier?
I need one.
Can I pay in 36 monthly installments?
- Installments? / - Yeah.
It's doable.
Grandpa, give me your hand.
My hand?
Grandpa, I don't think you'll live past 7 months.
What are you saying?
I'm very powerful!
A powerful old man!
PO!
See? He always copies his colleagues!
You don't come up with anything yourself!
You brats!
- Get back here! / - Run for it!
- You brats! / - Dear, calm down.
Why are you coughing all of a sudden?
Oh... The yellow dust is bad these days.
Dear, this won't do.
You need to wear a mask.
We have a mask?
We do.
Just put this mask on.
This should block the yellow dust.
This blocks the yellow dust
but it won't stop the smell.
What are you talking about? It doesn't smell.
I'm going to step out for a moment.
Where are you going?
- Just for a bit... / - The winter sun can burn you.
You need to put on sunscreen.
Alright.
Hold on...
Which one is the sunscreen?
- I can't see well. / - That one...
My vision isn't so good...
Is this sunscreen?
Come here.
What is this?
This sunscreen will make your face nicer.
I feel like it'll make my face taste creamy.
No, it'll make your face nice.
You put it on!
- No. / - You put it on.
What are you doing?
- This old fart... / - Put on sunscreen.
Hello, is this YOLO Inn?
- That's right. / - Hello.
The sun is so hot.
I feel like it'll damage my skin.
Sunscreen!
Sunscreen?
Sunscreen...
- Thank you, sir! / - Thank you.
Sure.
- Go in and rest. / - Okay.
Chickens, why are you out?
Go back inside.
- Go inside. / - Mr. Kim.
Yes?
I feel fatigued. Let's have chicken ginseng soup.
I brought the ginseng.
Oh, good. I guess these guys want to be eaten.
- Yeah? / - Let's get them!
Honey...
What do you think of my new leggings?
Isn't that too tight?
Should I return them?
No. You look good in anything, Seunghye.
Come on...
Honey!
I feel like someone's watching us!
Who's watching?
It's nothing.
They're putting ginseng up the old man's butt.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's for real.
Honey, I want to take these leggings of
and change into comfortable pants.
Alright. Then...
I'll keep my eyes closed.
Don't peek!
Dear, what are you doing?
- Dear... / - What I was doing...
What are you doing, dear?
I'm a man-faced bird.
Korean athletes!
Great job!
You look like one.
(Child Romance)
Give it!
Give it! It's mine!
Give it!
Fine! You keep it!
Suji!
You're such a cry-baby!
I see that girls still make you cry.
My kindergartener ex-boyfriend.
Why do you treat me like a child?
You came to play at this kids' cafe too.
No, I came as my younger cousin's guardian.
That's how young you are.
Accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
Why are you being like this, Suji?
Don't you remember?
You loved it whenever I cooked for you.
Oh, you mean the mud pies
you made me at the playground?
They dissolve when it rains.
Then how about the pancake?
You made that with grass!
But we were a happy family!
I was the father!
Did you know this?
"Honey, I'm home."
You think you were the only one for me?
Now I'm done with having 2 families.
Why are you being like this, Suji?
Let me go!
Son! Were you having fun?
Hello.
- Oh, you're here too, Suji. / - Yes.
Good.
I have something to buy.
Can you watch Mungyu for an hour?
Sure...
Play nice with Mungyu.
And go with him to the bathroom.
Sure...
You think I'd ask you to do it for free?
Ta-da!
My favorite! Chocolate!
Don't eat it all at once.
- Mungyu, listen to Suji well. / - Okay.
This is like minimum wage!
Boss!
I'd like to quit this job today.
Geez...
- Later. / - Suji!
Then I'll change.
Now...
I won't wear this bib anymore.
And this golden dragon card...
I'll throw it out.
I'll become more like a grade schooler.
Mungyu...
Suji!
People sure don't change!
Go!
Suji!
Sangeun, you sure came a long way.
I thought I heard squeaking.
So it was you, kindergartener Mungyu.
Squeaky shoes for the kindergartener.
- We're grade schoolers. / - Grade schoolers.
Suji, let's go to coin karaoke.
Alright!
Hold it!
I prepared an instrument to play for Suji.
An instrument?
Ta-da!
- Listen, Suji. / - Okay.
That was great!
Is that it?
Suji!
Ta-da!
It's so big!
Suji, shall we play together?
Alright.
Start!
Sangeun!
Suji, did you know?
That was "Chopsticks."
Next will be the wedding march.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
Suji, you're so pretty!
See that? Suji's mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Okay.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Suji, play with me.
Hold on.
I have to watch my younger cousin.
I can help.
I'll help, Suji!
- Really? / - Yeah.
Yeondu, the older boys want to play with you!
Guys!
I want an airplane ride!
You guys are such weaklings!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man. Why did you call me to this gym?
Seunghwan, I work out here with my girlfriend
and her close friend is coming.
You should meet her.
Who are you to control me?
Am I your servant?
She's a bikini model.
Master, please sit down.
Hyeseon, Hyeseon! Come on.
Hyeseon.
A really great guy is coming here today.
Seunghye.
I need a break from men.
I'm already seeing two guys.
He's handsome.
I'll add another boyfriend!
- Honey! / - Hey, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Nice to meet you. / - Nice to meet you.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Come on.
You said she's a bikini model.
She looks like a body-builder.
Hey.
You said he's a great guy.
He's an orangutan.
- No, Hyeseon! / - It's not like that, Seunghwan.
- Have a seat. / - Sit down.
- You two should talk a bit. / - Yeah.
What did you have for lunch?
Boogers.
How about yourself?
I got cussed out.
Where do you live?
Up a chicken's butt.
What did you do all weekend?
I farted.
Come on, Seunghwan.
She said she farted all day!
She said that in front of a man she just met!
Hey, he said he ate boogers.
Here's some delivery. I'll deliver this to him.
- Come on, Hyeseon. Sit. / - Just sit down.
We all agreed to pack our lunches for our diets.
- Right. / - I packed chicken breast. How about you?
I packed sweet potatoes.
What about you two?
- An avocado shake. / - An avocado shake.
You like avocado shake, Miss Farter?
Of course.
Avocados are expensive
so I try not to eat too much
but I felt like being luxurious and made a shake.
You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
To our health.
- A love shot! / - A love shot!
You two are perfect together!
The body-builder became an executioner.
Just sit down.
- Just sit down for a little bit. / - Geez...
Don't be like this.
How about we do 30 minutes of cardio?
For 30 minutes?
That sounds so boring!
Come on... Honey.
If you listen to music that you like,
it's not boring at all.
Yeah? What should I listen to then?
Schubert's "Symphony No. 2."
Do you like Schubert, Miss Farter?
Of course.
You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
Doesn't "Symphony No. 3" go like this?
You two are perfect together!
I actually like heavy metal.
The orangutan is looking for a mate.
Send him to the zoo.
Hyeseon, where are you going? Just sit down.
- Calm down. / - Just for a little bit.
- Honey, we've been so tactless. / - Right?
We're going to step out for a moment.
Hey! Hey! Where are you going?
- Where are you going, you rotten girl? / - Hey!
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go... / - Then I'll go...
I'll talk first.
I actually learn a different kind of exercise.
I also have to learn a different exercise.
- I take curling lessons. / - I take curling lessons.
What are you doing? Let's get ready!
Ready!
Get ready.
Here I go!
Yeongmi!
Wait, Yeongmi!
Hyeseon!
Gosh...
Seunghye, I should get going.
Hyeseon, where are you going?
Seunghwan, are you okay?
I'm a busy man. What is the meaning of this?
Sorry, Seunghwan. I'll wipe you off.
Don't!
You'll wipe off the traces of her.
Seunghwan!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a stone bed.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
People...
Most stone beds
are made with
red clay, elvan and germanium.
But Yoo Minsang's stone bed
is made of tombstones.
What?
What do you mean?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
- 3.14159265358979... / - Hold on.
Isn't that pi?
Please call now.
You're doing that on purpose!
He did that on purpose! What was that timing?
We'll cut to a commercial break.
♪ I go to Gag Online University ♪
♪ Now a lot of people look for me ♪
♪ My life has changed ♪
Yoo Minsang's stone bed.
How was that relevant?
How is an online university relevant?
We'll tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's stone bed
was recognized for its technology.
A pass.
See?
Do a better job of crossing this out!
That's not all, people.
Yoo Minsang's stone bed
has a 100-year history.
I made it and I'm only 40. How is it 100 years?
That's why it's surprising.
I see.
That's why we brought in an old lady
born in 1908 that has used our product
for 100 years to talk to her.
- Gosh. / - Ma'am.
Oh, hello.
Are you sure she wasn't born in 2008?
Yoo Minsang's stone bed rejuvenated me.
Come on...
Kid, it's not nice to tell lies.
You'll get in trouble.
You little twerp.
You brat!
Get back here, kid!
What's with that girl?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
Yes!
♪ Chew, taste and enjoy ♪
Yoo Minsang's stone bed.
Hey!
Try chewing on it!
Go ahead and eat it!
I should chew him up!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork cutlets.
What are you talking about?
They're the best!
(Busking Again)
Alright.
Hello.
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang and he's Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim...
It's a very popular song in the U.S.
The hit song by the Eagles.
♪ Desperado ♪
Sarah Brightman's hit song.
♪ Nella fantasia ♪
Those are all the words he knows
in these famous songs.
Please teach him English.
- Please. / - We're going to perform here!
Okay!
We haven't sang in a while so for our first song...
What will we sing?
A song by Jatanpung.
He'll sing a song by Jatanpung.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ To me ♪
♪ You're like a sunset ♪
- ♪ Just like a beautiful ♪ / - ♪ The memories of you ♪
♪ Our past love ♪
♪ Have become a thorn ♪
♪ Deep inside of me ♪
Boys!
♪ Please leave ♪
Leave!
What is this? Us grown-ups are performing.
What do you mean?
We're busking.
This is our space. Perform somewhere else.
What?
Sorry, our song got interrupted.
We'll sing Jatanpung's song again.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ To me you're like ♪
- ♪ Memories of you, our past love ♪ / - ♪ A sunset ♪
- ♪ Have become a thorn ♪ / - ♪ A beautiful ♪
- ♪ Deep inside of me ♪ / - ♪ Memory ♪
- ♪ Precious ♪ / - ♪ Please leave ♪
- ♪ Remember our good days ♪ / - ♪ Just leave ♪
- ♪ I try ♪ / - Boys!
- ♪ It still makes me ♪ / - Mr. Kim!
Our songs got switched.
Our songs got switched, boys.
We were singing Jatanpung's song.
Why would you start singing it?
- Are you a thief? / - What?
Thief! Thief!
What are you doing?
- You don't know about singing so leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
Do you know about singing, mister?
Are you underestimating us?
Do you know how many amazing singers were here?
Ever heard of this guy?
PSY, the world star?
Do they add up?
He must be close with PSY!
Do you count points at your shop?
You don't? Then I'm not going.
Come on... I thought it was for real.
Stop distracting us.
You're upsetting us.
We'll change the song this time.
This song is a song
that places an importance on manners.
We'll sing Akdong Musician's "Don't Cross Your Legs."
- I can't cross my legs. / - Oh!
Then that's a pass.
This song makes you think of food.
We'll sing "Still Eating Well."
- I think I should stop eating. / - Oops.
Then we'll sing a children's song for the kids.
- We'll sing "Drink Again" by Vibe. / - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ My little brother ♪ / - ♪ Always drinks ♪
Boys!
The little brother is underage.
Why... I...
I'm sorry. We'll sing a different children's song.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ Cinderella ♪ / - ♪ Always drinks ♪
Boys! Why would you make Cinderella drink?
She has to leave at 12.
Forget it.
I'm upset. Let's sing something else.
What will you sing?
We'll sing, "Wind, Please Stop."
He'll sing most of it.
- We'll Crayon Pop's "Bar Bar Bar." / - Yeah.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Will you come ♪
- ♪ When the sun rises? ♪ / - ♪ Everyone, one ♪
♪ You'll leave ♪
♪ When the wind blows ♪ / - ♪ Copy me, two ♪
♪ Wind, please stop ♪
♪ Get set ready ♪
- ♪ Crayon Pop ♪ / - Boys.
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
- Can just one of you talk? / - Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
Look here.
- Pork rinds? / - No.
We went abroad and got tan.
The moment the 3 of us
stepped on the beach wearing bikinis,
guess what the foreign guys there said.
- Oh, my God! / - Oh, my God!
Don't come closer!
Minkyoung, take your jacket off. It got warmer.
Never mind.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps treating me like I'm his girlfriend!
- Get lost! / - Get lost!
Get lost!
When I was lonely and drinking...
I cried like that.
You didn't want to miss your chance
and whispered something to me.
What did you say?
Stop crying.
Stop it before I crack your skull.
Stay away!
I finally got one.
A beef set?
No, I got a confession from my crush.
I told him that I liked him too.
He suddenly hugged me from behind.
Guess what he said.
- Is this a connection? / - Is this a connection?
Is this a barrel?
Geez...
Guys, everyone has something charming about them.
Looks like Myeonghun is cute.
You jerks!
I have beautiful hair.
I have nice skin.
I have a nice body.
I'm going to kick you guys. Come here.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
You're a commentator on current events.
What brings you here?
Let's speak our minds!
That's right.
These days, so many people
litter so thoughtlessly.
Trash should be thrown out in designated places!
I have something to say to those people!
Give me your empty bottles.
Barley tea tastes best in these bottles.
Alright, go sit down.
Now it's time for our bodies to get healthy!
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure like us.
This is the first move.
This is a stretch to strengthen your lower back
for those with bad backs.
First, bend over like this.
Go down. Now we'll go back up.
Stretch your hands to the sky.
Extend. Extend.
One more time. We'll go down first.
Now we'll go back up.
Hands up in the air.
Extend. Extend.
Now let's put it all together.
5, 6, 7, 8.
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
Is that yoga?
Next is the second move.
The second move will strengthen your lower body.
We'll start with a wide squat.
Down, gather your breath and up.
We'll turn around and show you.
Go down with a wide squat.
Gather your breath and up.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
Alright.
Good job. Go sit down.
Everyone, have a good night!
- So chaotic. / - Amazing.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're in your mom's car ♪
♪ And all the other cars are honking at you ♪
That happens.
♪ But it feels like they're all blaming my mom ♪
♪ So I feel I should say something as the son ♪
♪ I put down the window and the car next to us said ♪
♪ You're driving the wrong direction, lady ♪
♪ I was so surprised, I said to my mom ♪
♪ Let me off, lady ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of self-driving cars ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when ♪
♪ Your parents watch the Olympic highlights ♪
♪ For the skeleton and talk about it ♪
♪ But then my mom said that ♪
♪ Yun Sungbin's thighs are naturally strong ♪
♪ And she seems impressed ♪
♪ My dad said to my mom ♪
♪ You have big thighs too, dear ♪
♪ My mom said to my dad who told her to train ♪
♪ You're the sled, fool ♪
♪ What my parents need ♪
♪ Are two tickets to compete in the next Olympics ♪
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Next is a lovely couple.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello, I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
- Chunami. / - Oh, I see.
Chunami, do you like Songvely that much?
Yes, the best thing I did in life was meet Songvely,
fall in love and get married.
Don't you feel that way too, Songvely?
What does that mean?
I have the worst luck ever!
We met, fell in love and got married. What a disaster!
You must be crazy!
Songvely, look forward to tonight.
If we both die...
Evil spirit, begone. I love you.
I love you.
Stop crying.
I heard you two are going on a variety show.
Yes, we want to be the best couple
so we practice every day.
Great prize and great chemistry.
We'll show you how we practice.
The paper moving game!
Start!
- You're good. / - Nice.
You're good.
What was that?
- You did that on purpose! / - Yeah.
You must be crazy!
If we both die, be responsible for me
since we kissed.
- I love you. / - I love you...
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
- I'm Twisty! / - I know that. Greet the people.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't!
I will since you told me not to. Hello, everyone!
I do the opposite.
Why do you always do the opposite?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me.
That's why I packed some food for them.
You packed food? What's going on?
- This is what I brought! / - What the...
Garlic, onion and spicy chilies.
What are you going to do with these?
I'll make the others eat these and
see them suffer from the spiciness!
Don't do that! Don't make them eat that!
You shouldn't eat those either.
- I shouldn't eat these? / - Yeah, don't.
- Then I'll eat them! / - No, don't!
Do not bite into this onion like it's an apple.
- Don't bite into it like an apple? / - Yeah.
Then I'll bite into it like an apple!
Is it good?
Be careful.
Do not rub your eyes after touching an onion.
I'm just telling you in case you do.
So don't do it.
- Don't rub my eyes? / - Yeah.
Then I'll rub my eyes!
- I feel fine. / - You do?
- Are you okay? / - Now I feel it.
- I'm fine! / - Really? Amazing.
Hold on. Judging from your eyes,
I think you want to take these spicy chilies,
dip them in capsaicin
and eat them just to be funny.
Don't do it.
For real.
Don't dip this spicy chili in capsaicin?
- A big dip. / - A big dip?
- Don't do it. / - I didn't bring capsaicin!
Why is this here?
You probably brought it.
(New bottle)
Why is this here?
My eyes are burning.
Don't dip it in this.
Yet you're handing this to me?
No, you took it. I was just holding it.
Don't make a big dip.
- Don't make a big dip? / - Yeah! Please!
Why do you always do the opposite! How upsetting.
Here comes a big dip...
Now I'll eat it!
Nobody told you to come up with this.
I see you're all excited.
I'll dip some in here and eat it!
I feel fine.
Drink some water.
- Drink some water. / - Drink some water?
Yeah.
Then...
- Drink some water? / - He's deliberating.
- Thank you! / - What the...
You're obedient all of a sudden?
This guy...
Good work.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
It's so uncomfortable going to the airport!
Why?
- They do body searches. / - Yeah.
But my long legs, long arms and tall height
make it so uncomfortable!
Hold your arms out please.
- You pass. / - Thanks.
Hold your arms out please.
What is this?
Oh, give me a break.
Hey, something's in here.
- It's nothing. / - Take that off.
I really...
That's going too far!
Don't have anything on me!
You took your shirt off so blatantly.
You came up with this.
- Are you laughing? / - I'm crying from being sad.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- I hate going to school these days. / - Why?
The others say I'm not even human.
Why?
They call me a sculpture.
How am I like a statue?
This arm... Is this arm like a sculpture?
Or...
Is my back like a sculpture? Or is it my chest...
Is my chest like a sculpture?
Then is my face like a sculpture?
Not so much your face.
Are you laughing?
I'm crying from being sad for real.
My sculpture of a body...
I hate it! I hate it!
I hate you too. Go sit down.
- I hate you too, teacher! / - Alright.
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Dunlop discovering the air tire in 1882.
The air tire.
If we put rubber around a wooden wheel
and fill it with air, it'll roll better.
- How will it roll? / - Like this!
- How? / - Like this!
Here I go!
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Next is...
I think he's sick.
Sorry but you're distracting the shoot.
Endure the pain.
He's eating a meal.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
He's kind of manly.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The curling sign is too weak!
Weak!
This is why people try to imitate curling
with a vacuum cleaner. It's weak.
Make the body powerful!
- Powerful curling. PC! / - PC!
Make the stone powerful!
- Dynamite stone. DS! / - DS!
Lastly, throwing the stone powerfully!
Yeongmi, Yeongmi, Yeongmi!
- Shouting out loud. SOL. / - SOL.
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
These days, men ride motorbikes like...
"Vroom, vroom, brake." This is too weak.
Make the motorbike powerful!
A man that carries a motorbike. CM.
Good work, Gangnam.
Is Shin Dosi down from the mountain?
I will survive. I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright, Dosi. How do you usually
spend your time on the mountain?
It's obvious.
I enjoy the nature.
There's a pagoda by the river.
When I set a table there
and invite the village elders there
to have a few drinks,
I get so excited...
- You sing pansori? / - I start speaking nonsense.
Sir and ma'am, you two should kiss.
That really is nonsense.
Hurry and do it, sir.
Your lips didn't touch.
You said you wouldn't hold back!
How long will you keep me bobbing my shoulders?
- That's enough. Go sit down. / - Alright.
I prepared something.
People are fatigued these days
and have trouble getting out of bed.
That's right.
You'll wake right up with this.
- With this... / - What's that?
It's sesame. You take it...
Eating some wakes you up?
You throw it!
Wake up! Wake up!
I'm leaving.
You're sleeping during the shoot?
Open your eyes!
My eyes were open.
Please sit down.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Did you all enjoy the Winter Olympics?
Yes!
I enjoyed them as well.
I especially enjoyed the skeleton.
Do you all know the most important
aspect of the skeleton?
- The start! / - Courage!
- Endurance! / - Speed!
For the skeleton...
People come first.
Nice one!
To all the Winter Olympic athletes...
2, 3...
We love you!
The new semester will start soon.
There's much to do for the new semester.
You can weview what you will wearn.
Review what you will learn.
Buying new shchool shuppwies.
Buying new school supplies.
Intwoducing yourself in fwont of
the new teacher and cwass.
Introducing yourself in front of
the new teacher and class.
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
Me!
- Me! / - Twisty, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine now.
- I smell something very spicy. / - Imagine how I feel.
Go ahead.
I want to get along with the other students.
But I can't. What should I do?
Really? Then how about we all have fun together?
- Yes, baby! / - Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
I hope you all can get along just like this!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
So exciting, so exciting!